How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist?

An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None, that's a hardware problem.

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?


Why do programmers like UNIX?

unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep